For the Ladies: The Most Important Sex Advice I've Ever Received

By: BKBEE
wrote on Thu, Feb 02, 2012

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I'm sure you've been there.

You're in the beginning of a new relationship, and you're *ahem* having a LOT of fun. And then it happens. You go to the bathroom and it starts with a dull ache after peeing. Soon, you can only muster up the tiniest amount of liquid and you feel like somebody is sticking a flaming sword up your urethra. Sorry for the imagery. But it happens.

You've done it again. There's a reason cystitis is also called the honeymoon disease. It's caused by having a lot of sex in a short period of time. Why is it that something so good can cause a girl so much pain? As we speak, I'm nearing the bottom of a huge bottle of 100% Cranberry juice. You know, the sour, bitter stuff. The only thing that really helps if you don't have the time or money to visit a doctor and get a prescription.

Why am I doing this?

Because I didn't pee after sex. Yes. It's that easy. Pee. After. Sex. I know, I know. Who wants to get up and ruin the moment to sit on cold toilet seat? I'd much rather snuggle in my partner's arms and fall asleep (or go for round two). And that's exactly what I did. So, here I am. Cursing myself for not prioritizing. See, something as simple as peeing can rid your body of the bacteria that causes UTIS. Things get messy down there while you're doing the deed, and using the facilities will...how you say...flush everything out. Just do it. Trust me. Getting up to use the bathroom is much more preferable when compared to a stomach of acid, the inability to respond to a booty call, and the feeling of unbelievable pain while using the bathroom...