How to meet a guy this weekend in NY

By: Romulus
wrote on Sat, Jan 21, 2012

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NY women, the following stream of consciousness is for you.  I do not impart written advice often; however, when I do you should read.  DaVinci once said, “simplicity is the ultimate sophistication”.  The best sentence is usually the shortest, so here it goes.  The National Football League (NFL) conference championship games will be played this weekend.  Football is the most popular sport in the US for men.  The highest level of football in the US is the NFL; therefore, significant interest exists for this weekend’s games.  ~75% of US men watch the NFL on TV and this number approaches ~85% during championship Sunday. The games are this Sunday at 3PM EST and 6:30 PM EST.  On Sunday at noon do the following: Apply your make-up thoughtfully and don a cute, tight fitting Patriots, Ravens, 49ers, or Giants jersey and some tight jeans (best bet is a Giants jersey as they are a NY team, worst choice is a 49ers jersey but it would still work).  Call your girlfriends and have them do the same.  Meet your girlfriends at the nearest sports bar in your ‘hood at 1:30PM (any later you may not get seats).  Order pitchers of Bud Light and hot wings.  When the games start look interested and smile a bunch.  If you do all of this, I guarantee you will have your choice of NY men and a pocket full of phone numbers by 11PM EST on Sunday.  Next week you will have several dates and the same # of free dinners and opportunities for eternal bliss (well bliss for a while anyways). Good luck.