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Just when you think the lines can't get any worse they do. We can only suspect men continue to be oblivious to the harsh stares and slaps in the face because it is now a form of entertainment or perhaps a bet? I mean seriously, why else would the following come out of a gentlemen's mouth.
How much does a polar bear weigh? 500 pounds? That’s one way to break the ice…my name is…blank.
What actress do they say you look like?
Excuse me, does my buddy look dumb in this shirt?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Holding your hand out with a screw sitting on your palm: "Wanna screw?
Going up to the girl "If I was an astronaut, I'd orbit around Uranus.
Motion with your finger for the girl to come visit you until she finally visits, then say:
"I knew if I fingered you long enough, you'd ***."
Damn girl your dad must be from Iraq because you’re the BOMB!!!
Just call me milk because I do a body good.
Men, if you still have't landed a date after using these disturbing and offensing pickup lines it's not just bad luck.
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