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When Is Marriage Like Wine?

By: Wombat
wrote on Saturday, December 24, 2011
I don't know, if there is some secret to making this happen, it's surely not in my possession. The answer is tantalizingly close, like she's so almost there...but she's not. ...[read more]
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Digital Love Analogue

By: Wombat
wrote on Thursday, December 22, 2011
Digital love sounds awful. A bunch of ones and zeros on a wafer of silicon won't get anyone's heart racing, let alone inspire them to write a song or pen poetry......[read more]
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Wedding Night Sex

By: Wombat
wrote on Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Somewhere, in blogland or a trashy newspaper, I read that fewer than fifty percent of couples have sex on their wedding night. ...[read more]
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Separating Wheat From Chaff

By: Wombat
wrote on Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Grain silos are dangerous. Fall into the top of one and you might end up suffocating as you struggle to escape, buried alive. There are trucks itching to run you over....[read more]
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I smell Sex And Candy

By: Wombat
wrote on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
I imagine that, if pressed to quickly - hurry, hurry! - come up with the name of a ...[read more]
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Kissing Confidential In NYC

By: Wombat
wrote on Monday, December 05, 2011
I was seven and she was seven. She kissed me once, then she kissed me again. She turned into my first kissing partner, a classroom conspiracy engineered by her. I was a lost but... ...[read more]
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Plenty Of Cheap Except Here

By: Wombat
wrote on Tuesday, November 29, 2011
One of my arguments against online dating is that it encourages viewing people as a commodity. It's the Walmart Syndrome: ...[read more]
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All The Power. Women Have All The Power.

By: Wombat
wrote on Sunday, November 27, 2011
The casually over-opened blouse, the lingering lean-over, these are the weapons of war. It's not a conventional war - in the parlance, this is an asymmetric battle....[read more]
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