BARSTALK BUZZ: Wisdom From Behind The Bar
Love Bites In NYC

Love Bites In NYC

photo By: BKBEE
wrote on Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Yes. It's Sunday morning. Your hair looks like crap. Your wallet is feeling anorexic. And that thing, that purple-black spot that makes you look like you have bubonic plague is, in fact, a hickey....[read more]
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Supermarket For People

Supermarket For People

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Friday, August 19, 2011
Everywhere. They're everywhere. Dating sites for this, dating sites for that, dating sites for the most obscure sub-groups of humanity...and some in which only one partner is human. ...[read more]
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Unidentified Flying Objects and Pianofortes

Unidentified Flying Objects and Pianofortes

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Unfortunately, all the YooEffOh enthusiasts are wrong. No way would aliens smart enough to fly here actually make the trip, and here's why: FM radio. ...[read more]
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The Long and Short Of Strap-On Dildos

The Long and Short Of Strap-On Dildos

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Tuesday, August 30, 2011
I'm in two minds about fishing. On the one hand there is the grouper sandwich and macadamia encrusted mahi-mahi. Mmmmm....mahi-mahi. On the other hand there are hooks and nets....[read more]
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A European accent in New York

A European accent in New York

photo By: Amory Phillips
wrote on Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Europeans, especially the English, like to believe that their accents, and their inherent sophistication will be a source of tremendous sexual interest in New York. ...[read more]
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You Could Be My Father

You Could Be My Father

photo By: BKBEE
wrote on Thursday, September 22, 2011
I woke up in a dark room, next to a tall and British drink of water. So much for my two weeks of celibacy. ...[read more]
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Lessons From My Cat Part2

Lessons From My Cat Part2

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Monday, September 26, 2011
Male metaphors tend towards the active: hunting, chasing, holding, making her mine. Let's be kind and say that there's a certain carnivore and prey smell to our way of thinking. The implication is that women in the wild are innocent unwilling participants....[read more]
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The number

The number

photo By: BKBEE
wrote on Thursday, September 29, 2011
"So.....how many people have you slept with?" It's funny how one sentence can completely disturb a cuddle session in a cozy bed. I quizzically looked up at my then boyfriend and asked him why......[read more]
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