BARSTALK BUZZ: Wisdom From Behind The Bar
Unidentified Flying Objects and Pianofortes

Unidentified Flying Objects and Pianofortes

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Unfortunately, all the YooEffOh enthusiasts are wrong. No way would aliens smart enough to fly here actually make the trip, and here's why: FM radio. ...[read more]
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Mama's Got a Squeezebox

Mama's Got a Squeezebox

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Sunday, September 18, 2011
My best information is that women are split between vaginal orgasmobabes and clitoral orgasmobabes. Unevenly split, as it turns out, for a pretty obvious reason: the vagina is not a pleasure centre, whereas the clitoris is....[read more]
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A Guys Perspective

A Guys Perspective

photo By: Citygal212
wrote on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
1. You don't want to be judged for your looks; we don't want to be judged for our wallets. Unless we're ugly and have lots of money. Then it's OK....[read more]
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Women Similar To Men

Women Similar To Men

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Saturday, June 18, 2011
I wouldn't have believed it had I not witnessed it with my own peepers. Some things are too jarring and discordant for contemplation, but here it was in front of me: proof that women are just like men. ...[read more]
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The Big Wet In NYC

The Big Wet In NYC

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Few feelings compare to the one engendered when a hand slid - up or down - to the ...[read more]
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Intimacy In New York

Intimacy In New York

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Sunday, June 12, 2011
If we distill what we're looking for, I think the liquor we want is intimacy. Sex is a part of intimacy, but only if we understand the other person. The corollary is that we can have intimacy without sex. You might not agree with that, and I understand why. Intimacy, however, is like understanding mountains: you can climb them, or you can observe them. Either way you can be awed and changed. One need not preclude the other to find wonderment....[read more]
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Superpowers Of Men In NYC

Superpowers Of Men In NYC

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Saturday, June 11, 2011
Complicated as the pursuit of women can be, one Superpower that always works to simplify the chase is humour. A woman laughing is a woman on your side. That's why, if I had my druthers, I'd choose irresistible funniness as my Superpower....[read more]
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The Mistress Code

The Mistress Code

photo By: Wombat
wrote on Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Men have taken mistresses since they were first able to sneak away and inveigle themselves up the skirts of other women. No surprise there. But a certain kind of man takes a mistress - or two - and...[read more]
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